Strongman commentator 2021

 "Always watch the buttocks" 

"Not too hard to beat him, if he can get it up!"

"He's really going to struggle to get his arms around those big balls!"

I love Strongman so much. It is the highlight of Christmas tv for me, and the only sport I ever watch.

I keep looking up tickets for next year. Maybe I don't love it that much. Expensive!