Thursday, October 16, 2008

A god of no fixed abode

A Nebraskan senator's lawsuit against God has been dismissed with prejudice* after the court found itself unable to serve papers on the defendant as his address is unknown. The suit was about his (God's) threatening behaviour and the senator was seeking an injunction against the deity due to his infliction of 'death destruction and terrorisation' on Nebraska and the world at large.

Ernie Chambers, the litigant, contended that if God is omniscient he'd be fully aware of the suit against him.

Bwhahahahahaha.


*In the legal sense of the word.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

In Heaven surely???? I suppose this sort of thing proves that the legal profession do have a sense of humour. Abster x

ellie said...

As I remember both Bush and Blair claimed to have sought advice from God about invading Iraq. Perhaps this guy is not so crazy after all.