If it's good enough for the dog...

A neighbour saw her dog had done a poo behind her car, so went to get a shovel to clear it up.

When she returned, she found not one, but two piles of poo and was a bit bemused, thinking her canine was more, ahem, productive than usual. She let out a frustrated cry of said dog's name.

"No, Nana, me!" came an indignant small child's voice.