Arboricide

"Community leaders have called for calm today after alarming new developments in the war between humans and stingrays.

Following the human race's courageous retaliation against the stingray empire for the death of Steve Irwin, reports have been flooding in of numerous savage assaults on trees, apparently in revenge for the brutal murder of racing car champion Peter Brock, killed by a rogue tree while driving in the Targa West rally..."

This made me laugh today.