13 hours ago
I'm a bloody hero, I am. I'm Lady Smashing of Smashington Hall. I'm the best mummy in the whole wide world, cos I inflated a bouncy castle.
And not using that wussy and oh-so-practical method of a foot-pump. Oh no. Not I. I blew it up in person, using my very own breath.
And I'm cream-crackered!
Waffled by Mephitis at 7:58 pm
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